Pazi sada, nije laž... istinita priča. I remember iz like it was... 19 years ago... which it was!
It was a sunny day... a Monday - not a Funday... My dad told me:"Get in the car, we're goin' out for an ice-cream!"... My mom was there too. I was suspicious at first, because I knew, I hadn't done anything good or worthy to deserve this delicious prize. Nevertheless, I got in the car...
.....five minutes later, they drove me off in front of the kindergarten in the centre of Bribir city! I was betrayed! It was a set up! At that time I could not speak a word of English, but here's the thought that was goin' through my mind, over and over:"You, motherfuckers!".
...with hard effort, they dragged me into the building. The whole time I was screamin' an' shoutin' innapropriate shit that my grandmother taught me while we were distilling schnapps (that's right - started drinkin' when I was 6).
...Now, the important thing to mention is, that my mother was actually employed in the building next to the kindergarten... so 10 minutes after my imprisonment, and after my parents left the kindergarten, I picked up a wooden cube that kids used to play with, and swung that mutha right through the window. Later on I figured out I could have actually opened the window without breaking it, but what the hell, I was a stupid kid. So I'm runnin' towards the building where my mom was at; two teachers runnin' after me. I crash my way into her office covered with mud & blood (fell through the window, didn't hurt much, though)... you know what happened? She fuckin' dragged me back there, made me apologize to everybody, AND I had to stand in the fuckin' corner for the entire day.
A true and lovely story indeed - my first day in kindergarten.
senilno_magare
Magare, baš kad pomislim nešto dobro, iznenadiš me suprotno, pisao si pravila o postovima, osobito o svom guess the qoute, ali se niti sam ne možeš pridržavati istog na drugim temama.
Sve što si sad napisao nema baš nikakve veze sa temom.
Za kraj bar napiši nešto poput ovog kako bi imalo veze sa temom:
Slažem se Dubravko Merlić je strog!
Eto tako, a kad budeš tolerantniji na svom postu guess the qoute možda budem i ja opet poštivao tvoja pravila, pa se opet zaigramo.