Fani Stipković šarmirala Maxa Ryana?

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Ja pročitala Fani Stipković išamarala Maxa Ryana. Da je o tome članak bi ga i pročitala =))

jua

Max Ryan išamarao Fani Stipković!

Tko je Fani Stipkovic i zasto bi me bilo briga?
Beno

I'll explain it to you, my dear friend. Listen carefully now, for I shall say this only once:

     Fani Stipkovic is a mythical creature of great power. Those who have survived her wrath are sitting next to me, as we speek, in an old shabby cabin in the north part of Ural mountains, and they are willing to share their knowledge with me, so that I could aid the world in these dark moments. "Fani Stipković" is nothing more but her human name... and these poor peasants know her true identity... and it is far more wicked than you could ever imagine... it is so wicked that, upon hearing it, you get a sudden urge to eat a banana... they know her by the name of "Urgud the Foot Chewer".

     You see, "Urgud" arose in middle ages, during the "Years of Stench" period which began in France, somewhere around 1487, when physical hygiene wasn't peoples' biggest concern, because they were too busy searching for turds to eat and ditches to sleep in. This vile creature feeds on the reek of our feet; and the smellier it gets, the more powerful it gets. Time is crucial, people! If we don't act soon, this dark entity shall become so powerful, and then, the chewing will begin! That's right - after maximizing it's abilities with snoring the smell, it begins to hunt down all the people with stinky feet!

     But worry not my friends, for I have found a way to stop this stench once and for all! The solution is quite simple, really. Listen carefully, now - All of you must... bear with me now... chop your legs off! Quite brilliant, isn't it?! ...Or you can just start washing them, but this is way easier, plus in Croatia, with the right (to be more precise, "wrong"... ahh, sweet irony) connections you can register as an injured army veteran and get all the benefits - wonderful, isn't it?! And who needs legs today anyway, right? After all, it's a small price to pay to get rid of such a ghastly creature like Urgud, believe me.

Here... this is her true form so you can recognize her and run for the hills at any time!

Svaki dan, nakon 10 navečer, meni mašta proradi i mogu knjigu gluposti napisat - misli mi teku k'o proljev. There's no stoppin' it! :))
senilno_magare

To i radim... već duže vrijeme... i filtriram "bolje" gluposti iz običnih gluposti i to krojim u svo'e remek-djelo koje će valjda doživjet svoju ekranizaciju :))  (bit će nekakav mix Trainspottinga, Big Lebowskog, Fear & Loathinga u Las Vegasu, Snatch-a, Seven-a, i još sve začinjeno Sopranosima...)... il' će bit nešto skroz neviđeno, ili najveći promašaj ikada... ili najvjerojatnije spoj tog dvoje - skroz neviđeni najveći promašaj ikada :)))
senilno_magare

opće je poznato da nakon 10 i nešto sitno, zaliveno s par pivca (možda kojim mirogojčekom) veleumovi dožive katarzu - inspiracija je neiscrpna, a "biseri" ulaze u povijest ...

sudeći po svemu - naše magare treba maziti i paziti - jednoga dana ćemo na zidu držati njegove uokvirene postove  i prepričavati skeptičnim unucima o našim zajedničkim forumskim noćima ...

jana_banana

     Zahvaljujem na iskazanoj nadi u mene :))), al' ne treba me ni mazit' ni pazit', nego štapom mlatnut svako malo, tek tako da se trgnem iz delirija - u zadnje vrijeme si volim natovarit čim više posla i onda čekat zadnji dan da sve napravim, jer kako ispada, pod pritiskom mi se najporemećenije stvari događaju... I'm a stress-addict.

     Just yesterday I had an argument with a pidgeon... I said something about him and his friends crapin' all over the town and doing absolutely nothing to contribute to society... soon it turned into a squabble... aaaaand then I got into a fistfight with him and his friends... they beat my sorry ass... but I'll be back! With a fuckin' flammenwerfer and a smile upon my face! I fuckin' hate pidgeons!

I'll explain it to you, my dear friend. Listen carefully now, for I shall say this only once:

     Fani Stipkovic is a mythical creature of great power. Those who have survived her wrath are sitting next to me, as we speek (...)

senilno_magare